Chris Velazquez
a home page
- Read my Blog
- Check out my resumé
- Download a copy of my resumé in Word format (opens new window)
about me
- Occupation: Software developer
- Location: Boerne, Texas, USA
- Personal info: Why do you want to know?
frequently asked questions
Q: Where are all the other web pages?
A: Visit my blog or resume.
Q: Can you fix my computer?
A: Probably not.
Q: How can I get a #1 ranking in Google?
A: Fire your artsy-fartsy web designer. Get that pollution off your web server. Upload something Google can understand.
A: I wasn't good enough at conning the government into financing worthless research, so I had do something else.
web site awards and accolades
not to be confused with
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