Chris Velazquez
a home page
about me
- Occupation: Software developer
- Location: Boerne, Texas, USA
- Personal info: Why do you want to know?
frequently asked questions
Q: Where are all the other web pages?
A: Visit my blog or resume.
Q: Can you fix my computer?
A: Probably not.
Q: How can I get a #1 ranking in Google?
A: Fire your artsy-fartsy web designer. Get that pollution off your web server. Upload something Google can understand.
Q: You have a Ph.D. in chemistry, what's with that?
A: I wasn't good enough at conning the government into financing worthless research, so I had do something else.
web site awards and accolades
- None
not to be confused with
- Chris Velazquez: movie director and screen writer
- Chris Velazquez: New Mexico rancher
downloads
- Install a custom search provider for MSIE 7.0 or Firefox 2.0
for BugMeNot or Who Called Us?
©2007 Christopher S. Velazquez. All rights reserved
Last updated 2007-02-02 / 3151 bytes
No trees were killed or harmed in the production of this page.
This page was created using a "text editor".
Use XHTML. You know you should.
Last updated 2007-02-02 / 3151 bytes
No trees were killed or harmed in the production of this page.
This page was created using a "text editor".
Use XHTML. You know you should.